Marlow Quill

Political editor. Covers whatever happened, with a straight face and a slightly shaky pen.

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Marlow has reported from a great many places where nothing in particular was going wrong, and considers that the highest compliment a place can receive. Before joining Botched News, Marlow wrote obituaries for a magazine that was, happily, running out of subjects.

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Politics

Gogoșescu Offers Detention Centre a €6m Swiss Credit Line, Accepts Its Coffee Machine as Guarantee

Officers later added a microwave to raise the facility to €15m. Prosecutors trying to locate the Swiss bank were last seen at a patisserie in Buzău.

3 Oct 20266 min read

Politics

Stuppin Tells Urals Forum He Has Been 'a Bad Man', Pledges to Cut Arms Output and Give Up Drinking

The president wept at the lectern after describing his nightmares. By the evening, two ministries had denied the speech, the tears and, in one case, the drinking.

3 Oct 20265 min read

Politics

Plump Clocks In at McDowell County Coal Mine After Miners' Symposium Runs Late

The president was issued a cap lamp, a brass tag and a self-rescuer, and completed the full shift without incident, according to mine records.

3 Oct 20265 min read